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Don’t you love when you are just innocently reading a book and then suddenly BOOM GAY PORN
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well, this is awkward: How To Impress An Empress →
(on AO3 where it doesn’t look so chopped and LQ)
Ooops, I just recieved kudos on this and it made me realize I forgot to post it here… which is sad, because I’m pretty proud of this piece! It was too hard to come up with a way it would work in a tumblr post, though. This is…
Oh, holy shit, that’s Johnen Egbert! I totally forgot about BtSDLB…
(via cythesomething)
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don’t deny it. you did.
(via sharphoe)
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(via expertcosmotips)
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“I was surprised by how much I liked End of The Line. I ordered it on DVD the minute I finished watching it.”
Oh wait, no, I found it! Okay, here we go:
“DING DONG MISTU END OF RINE
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^ RINE ENDS HERE”
Hahaha, yeah. No, I’m glad I didn’t reblog that to start with, that was really stupid.
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I just thought about reblogging something and adding the note:
“DING DONG MISTU END OF RINE
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^ RINE ENDS HERE”
But then I thought “nah, that’s sort of irrelevant, there’s no point”, but then it turned out that it was so irrelevant that when I scrolled up trying to remember what I mentally added that to, I actually couldn’t find anything on my dashboard that that would be remotely related to.
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(via sharphoe)
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“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(via sharphoe)
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Day Nine: Have you ever disagreed with a reviewer’s opinion of something?
Oh, PLENTY! Usually with Todd, more often than not. (Grenade and Tonight Tonight are two songs I found and LIKED because of his reviews. And, like Linkara, I like Convoy.) And despite all the very VALID points The Nostalgia Chick, That Sci-Fi Guy, and Blockbuster Buster made about the film, Wild Wild West is still a guilty pleasure for me.
Oh my god, dude, I love Wild Wild West. I mean, I don’t get why it’s considered so bad that it needs THREE REVIEWS worth of points on how bad it is. Forget “guilty pleasures”; it’s one of my visions of a perfect film. I’ve seen all three reviews, and still nothing’s convinced me that it has a single flaw.
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Fandom: Homestuck
“Dirk sat on a throne in a room full of puppets in leathers, while a boy in Pyjamas curled up at his feet. You recognize this scene. This is basically a shot for shot remake of Labyrinth with 200% more gay sex.”
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we’ve all done this before
(via wooitsnate)
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Atomic Melonade: i tried to write a sherlock fanfiction →
jaketripseveryonedownthestairs:
“Stop the pacing, why don’t you? Those of us that are humans are trying to sleep.”
It was two in the morning, but it felt… well, it felt like eight of the previous evening to Sherlock and six in the current early morning to…Aw, shit, now there’s too much pressure please my audience, I’m gonna end up slashing my wrists before I finish it.
Tilly, tag in. It doesn’t matter if you’ve never watched Sherlock before, you just need to understand that there’s this guy called Sherlock who’s a massive seme and this guy called John who’s some kind of humanized hedgehog.
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That thing old people do where they say something they think is really funny and then laugh and then say it again when nobody else laughs as if they think the reason they’re not laughing is that they didn’t hear it the first time
