December 2011
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basstrip: zillybutts: so if tavros/gamzee/dave were a ship, would it be called peanut butter jelly time fuck
Dec 31st
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carcinomas: geeisthesex: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in …..wha„„„„„,
Dec 31st
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Listenphaes:   ...
Dec 31st
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Dec 31st
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Dick Hallorann is a fucking badass
Okay, so there’s this book called The Shining, right, an’ it’s pretty good (it’s about this family living in an evil hotel or something, I dunno), but anyway, there’s this one dude named Dick Hallorann, an’ he is the most BADASS MOTHERFUCKER in the history of fiction. Fuck your Kamina, fuck your pussy-ass Batman, an’ I’ll tell you why: right, so...
Dec 31st
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cobyrhodes: i’ve pretty much come to terms with the fact that no boys will ever like me Yo! I’m a boy, an’ I think you’re alright! Granted, I hardly know you, ‘cause I only followed you yesterday an’ my knowledge of you basically extends to the fact that you kind of like wrestling, and most especially CM Punk and Cody Rhodes (who are the best ones), but going by...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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jakeenglish5ever: hatsuu: wtfanime: god fucking dammit fucking japan  god bless this
Dec 28th
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abovestuck: I’m not the only one thinking of Eridan from Homestuck with Oceanmarketing’s wwebsite on the internet, am I?
Dec 28th
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Tilly: man →
tillytitillandusmonkfish: how fucking dumb would you have to be to be the protagonist of some creepypasta seriously i have yet to read any creepypasta where the protagonist went to fucking yale and had twenty backup plans and ate his goddamn cheerios that morning maybe that is why they get into these situations where… TILLY. TILLY. TILLY. WE SHOULD DO A CREEPYPASTA. Like, not write...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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pudgiepyro: dadloaf: shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
Dec 27th
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penotbutter: Male March Eridan cosplayers are literally my favorite people in the fandom.
Dec 27th
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HIGHWAY TO THE MANGER ZONE
Dec 26th
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So Lucky Charms
tillytitillandusmonkfish: They kind of taste like Cheerios with wads of hardened sugar in them that feel strangely terrible to bite into What the fuck Americans how did this become such a big deal Whoa, bro! Where did you even get Lucky Charms? (don’t fob me off with a joke answer like “I’m irish, I crap them out” or something; this is serious shit)
Dec 26th
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bffsies4everz:
Dec 26th
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animeboobies: other girls: me:
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals
Dec 24th
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omg guys i have the best idea
aeneru: we should start a happy appy rp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all play ourselves except for two people who are happy appy and forenzic????? and then we all die slowly off and become kids who are happys helpers until one of us are alive????? WHO THINKS THIS GOOD IDEA GOOD I WANT TO BE THE SLENDER MAN IN IT.
Dec 24th
omg guys i have the best idea
aeneru: we should start a happy appy rp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we all play ourselves except for two people who are happy appy and forenzic????? and then we all die slowly off and become kids who are happys helpers until one of us are alive????? WHO THINKS THIS GOOD IDEA GOOD Yes. This is totally an actual thing which I would so play.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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pupa pan AU finished :D
lucheek: drunkenfist: oh my god oh my god <3 <3
Dec 23rd
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