March 2012
249 posts
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MFW I get more notes on things I post to confession blogs as a joke than anything I’ve ever posted on my actual blog…
Watchjaqenhghar:
so-adorabloodthirsty:
conbatty:
rob-swires-choice-ass:
jasmine-blu:
…
WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG
japan
I sincerely hope this is what the Real Housewives is like in Japan
hwat
This is kind of scary. It’s actually a really good performance on the part of the actresses, too.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: Fuck yeah.
You: Yeah!
Stranger: YEAH.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Quite.
You: Okay, this guy:
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URGhV9XiivY
You: Tell me this guy isn't the man.
Stranger: What am I looking at.
You: You're looking at Jesus incarnate.
You: (unless you didn't actually click the link, in which case I have no way of knowing what you're looking at, it might be a dog or something)
Stranger: i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW,
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAA HAA HAA
You: OH YOU CAN SMELL ON HIS FEET, YOU CAN FEEL HIS HEARTBEAT, HE'S A MAN
You: (MAAAAAAAN)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
octosmagiccastle:
Unacceptable…
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Leave Me Two Wrestlers In My Inbox And I Will...
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Spur-Of-The-Moment Saw Fanfiction, Because What...
Hoffman cleared his throat, raised the tape-recorder to his mouth and began. “Hello, Adrian. I wanna play a glame- DAMMIT!”
He dropped the recorded, cursing as it landed on the table. Jigsaw placed a hand on his arm, looking sternly into his eyes. “Hoffman, you’re overthinking it.”
“That doesn’t make any sense! I’ve been going over what I’m...
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tillytitillandusmonkfish:
zacharylohse replied to your post: zach you fucking piece of shit
no
Davestuck 2
wariofan63:
Tumblr Gender Analyzer →
naomi-hansen:
trappedintheanimus:
dottore-delalala:
We think http://dottore-delalala.tumblr.com is written by a woman (81%).
Wot. I mean. I am a woman but I didn’t expect the percentage to be this high. O_O
We think http://trappedintheanimus.tumblr.com is written by a woman (76%).
…Impressed. Last time it called me a dude.
We think http://naomi-hansen.tumblr.com is written by a...
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octosmagiccastle:
Take THAT, America!
I’m totally cool with people I don’t know sending me things in my inbox that they want me to check out. Totally cool with it.
Or at least I would be, were it not for the fact that EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS, IT’S SOMETHING BLOODY MINECRAFT-RELATED. I thought Minecraft wasn’t even cool any more.
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Chris Jericho: People threw rocks at my car a couple of weeks ago because I was so dastardly. It was a rental. IT WAS A TAURUS!
Jimmy Fallon: Aw come on, you don't throw a rock at a Taurus in America.
Chris Jericho: NOT IN AMERICA!
