1. wtffanfiction: Fandom: Mass Effect “‘Shepard! I have an incoming projectile on my position!” She double-checked the sensors. Heat readings registered it as at least two-ton warhead. “Must be the remaining Blood Pack forces!’ ‘Shit! Miranda, double-back and find a place to land. We’re not leaving withou-‘ Her Commander’s voice was cut off as Jack’s naked, jizz-soaked body came flying through the glass of the Hammerhead’s cockpit, bouncing into the second-in-command’s lap.”

    wtffanfiction:

    Fandom: Mass Effect

    “‘Shepard! I have an incoming projectile on my position!” She double-checked the sensors. Heat readings registered it as at least two-ton warhead. “Must be the remaining Blood Pack forces!’

    ‘Shit! Miranda, double-back and find a place to land. We’re not leaving withou-‘

    Her Commander’s voice was cut off as Jack’s naked, jizz-soaked body came flying through the glass of the Hammerhead’s cockpit, bouncing into the second-in-command’s lap.”

    3 months ago  /  161 notes  /  Source: wtffanfiction

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