I would really like to see Chris Brown fight CM Punk.

And the best thing is, Chris Brown is stupid enough, and egotistical enough, to accept. I mean, wrestling’s all fake, right? So all this skinny fatass can do is PRETEND to knock him out, break his bones and put him in hospital. He (by his own admission) doesn’t know anything about CM Punk, so he’d have no idea about his background in jujitsu; and, of course, he’s motherfucking Chris Brown. In his mind, he’s probably the greatest warrior to ever walk the face of the planet. I mean, hell, if he managed to hospitalize a defenseless woman, what hope does the single greatest practitioner of a combat sport a) on the face of the planet, and b) probably ever, have?

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