Homestuck Pairing Nicknames! (add on any you can think of that aren't already listed. Let's get a master post going!!)

Dave/Jade: Bitch in Heat

Roxy/Jane: Cotton Candy

Dave/John: Hammertime, Pepsicola

Gamzee/Tavros: Peanutbutter Jelly

Gamzee/Tavros/Dave: Peanutbutter Jelly Time

Jade/Rose: Guns'n'Roses

Dave/Aradia: Doubletime

John/Karkat: Communism

Jake/Dave: Adventure Time

Jake/Aradia: ....also Adventure Time

Bro/Dave: Stridercest

Jack Noir/PM: Blackmail

WV/PM: Constitutional Monarchy

Dualscar/Eridan: AquariusCest

Eridan/Jake: Hopeshipping

John/Jade: Prospitcest

Dave/Rose: Dersecest

Dave/Sollux: The Birds and The Bees

Aradia/Sollux: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

John/Rose: Grimdorks

Jade/Kanaya: Spaceship

Dirk/Jake: Save a Horse Ride an Adventurer, Pistol Pony Rodeo, GunBlade

Dirk/Roxy: Cat in the Hat, My Little Brony: Drinking is Majyyk (fuck you this is brilliant)

Rose/Kanaya: Rosemary

John/Equius: Heir Force One

Jade/Gamzee: today i put jelly on this hot god

Tavros/Sollux: sick firewalls

Karkat/Equius: horseshoe crab / blood, sweat and tears

Kanaya/Eridan: saw right through you

Jane/Roxy/Jake/Dirk/John/Rose/Dave/Jade: alphabeta soup

Jake/Roxy: double pistols and a wonk

Gamzee/Vriska: 8 of Clubs

Karkat/Feferi: KatFish

Eridan/Nepeta: Catfish

Sollux/Vriska: Lemons 'n Blueberries

Mindfang/Vriska: Yo Hoes

Condesce: Ezma

Kanaya/Kanaya or Kanaya/Dolorosa: Now Neither Of Us Will Be Virgins

Dave/Sollux: The Birds and the Bees, Strawberry Lemonade

Signless/Disciple: The First Ship

Psiioniic/Signless: The Second Ship

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